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Bear Sighting Lot 6
Please be advised that a bear was sighted in the area of the recreation center and lot six on campus today at about 2:30 pm. Members of the campus police department confirmed the presence of the bear and alerted the local police departments of the presence of the bear.
As of 3:00 pm the bear was moving towards the area of the science building.
Please respond to the presence of the bear in the following manner:
Do not approach the bear.
Never feed the bear or offer it food.
If you see the bear, use common sense. Make the bear aware of your presence by making noise.
If you encounter the bear at close range, remain standing, void direct eye contact, back up SLOWLY and speak in a calm yet assertive voice.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Terry Bogorad, Deputy Director
Ext. 3207
4 commenti:
Vincé, ma non é che hanno scambiato te con i tuoi riccioletti per napo orso capo e mo' ti abbattono davvero......?
mateorso
vicne ma invece di mette' queste 'azzate dicci du cose: sei arrivato? tutto a posto? mi raccomando. fai ammodo. vince appapa'
No, invece di arrivà ar JFK, sono sceso a fa du passi ner mezzo all'Atlantico... e comunque le mails sono dimolto belline.
Hai fatto bene Vincè, in mezzo all'atlantico c'é una vista spettacolare, goditela.
mateoceanico
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